- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Spend more time at work.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Personal goal: Bring back disco.
- Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
- Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
- Get further in debt.
- Break at least one traffic law.
- Associate with even worse business clients.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Mope about my faults.
- Never make New Year's resolutions again.
I'm glad this year is almost over...