One of my most favourite T-shirts has the character Grumpy from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on it with a caption on it that says "I'm not Grumpy!"
This T-Shirt has gotten all kinds of responses varying from "You're more chunky" to "You're too pleasant to be Grumpy." Either way clothes like that is begging to become a conversational piece. Funny enough it has caused me to appreciate this joke below (I'm still laughing and I've read it like 5 times already. Maybe the shirt should read "Corny" instead).
I got rear-ended this morning on the way to work.
There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car and . . .
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike you as the funniest thing in the world?
Well, I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!
He stormed up to my car, looked up at me, and said "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the fight started.
2 comments:
LMAO (Y). That was really funny. I was having a sort of bad day and that joke put me in a good mood. Thank you
hahahah, rude.
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