Saturday, December 20, 2008

Real Newspaper Ads

  • 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
  • Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.
  • Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.
  • Illiterate? Write today for free help.
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
  • For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do itcarefully by hand.
  • Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

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