Friday, June 19, 2009

Bizarre Laws: Miscellaneous Edition

  • A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
  • No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
  • In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
  • The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
  • In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
  • In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
  • A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
  • In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
  • A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
  • Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
  • Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
  • During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
  • In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
  • In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
  • In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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