Bizarre Laws: Florida Edition

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays.
• Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
• Horse theft is still punishable by hanging.