<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185</id><updated>2012-02-11T03:12:10.829-05:00</updated><category term='Funnies'/><category term='Mood'/><category term='Quotes'/><category term='Useless Facts'/><category term='Diet'/><category term='Relationships'/><category term='Bizarre News'/><category term='Travel'/><category term='Food'/><category term='Weather'/><category term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><category term='Pet Peeve'/><category term='Tips'/><category term='Lyrics'/><category term='Poem'/><category term='Movies'/><category term='Car'/><category term='Health'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='Creativity'/><title type='text'>Diary of a Mad Biracial Woman</title><subtitle type='html'>The rantings and ravings on the affairs in the life of a Mad Biracial Woman.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>268</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1430919425083233129</id><published>2011-08-05T17:50:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-05T17:55:58.844-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Diet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Diet</title><summary type='text'>I am a big fan of Doctor Oz lately. Here is what I think is one of the most real diets I have ever heard of. It's so doable.This diet uses the same parameters as Dr. Oz’s Ultimate Diet, including 1500 calories daily, a maximum of 15 grams of saturated fat, and 5-6 servings of fruits and vegetables a day.Here are the fast food options.BREAKFASTEighty percent of people who lose weight and keep it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1430919425083233129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1430919425083233129' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1430919425083233129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1430919425083233129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2011/08/fast-food-diet.html' title='Fast Food Diet'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9066427583897994882</id><published>2011-08-01T20:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-01T20:42:54.130-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Secrets Your Spouse Keeps</title><summary type='text'>I watched this video on the Dr. Oz website and thought I would share in summary the 5 secrets men keep from their women. Think about other women during sex (45%).Masturbate weekly in secret (47%).Snooped through partner's emails or phone (41%).Think they're smarter than their wife (56%).Wish wife brought home a bigger pay cheque (27%). Surprising? Not quite.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9066427583897994882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9066427583897994882' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9066427583897994882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9066427583897994882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2011/08/secrets-your-spouse-keeps.html' title='Secrets Your Spouse Keeps'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1161234832659529592</id><published>2011-07-30T11:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-30T11:49:07.064-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>True Friends</title><summary type='text'>A true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother &amp; finally loves u more than a lover.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1161234832659529592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1161234832659529592' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1161234832659529592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1161234832659529592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2011/07/true-friends.html' title='True Friends'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1801000358691682840</id><published>2011-01-14T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T19:59:31.180-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>For Coloured Girls</title><summary type='text'>This came from a young lady in St. Lucia. It is long, but worth it.When I first heard of the movie "For Colored Girls" I got so excited. I had the idea of getting as many women together that I could think of to go see this movie. I had visions of group discussions and moments shared with one another that would lead to healing and growth, I guess I kind of imagined a Women’s Empowerment Conference</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1801000358691682840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1801000358691682840' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1801000358691682840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1801000358691682840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2011/01/for-coloured-girls.html' title='For Coloured Girls'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5498046876669781343</id><published>2009-09-23T15:58:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T16:01:49.823-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creativity'/><title type='text'>Amazing Teamwork</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5498046876669781343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5498046876669781343' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5498046876669781343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5498046876669781343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/09/amazing-teamwork.html' title='Amazing Teamwork'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9147878190958658183</id><published>2009-09-07T17:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T17:48:32.024-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>You've Got A Friend</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9147878190958658183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9147878190958658183' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9147878190958658183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9147878190958658183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/09/youve-got-friend.html' title='You&apos;ve Got A Friend'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8090079505723371475</id><published>2009-07-26T10:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T10:56:37.059-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Daily Struggle...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8090079505723371475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8090079505723371475' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8090079505723371475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8090079505723371475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/daily-struggle.html' title='Daily Struggle...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Smx8qNAkmnI/AAAAAAAAATo/MLoUWsmCpGA/s72-c/Struggle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6790862451869042287</id><published>2009-07-09T07:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T07:50:41.885-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Girls In My Circle</title><summary type='text'>When I was little,I used to believe in the concept of one best friend,And then I started to become a woman.And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,God would show you the best in many friends.One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your Mum.Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6790862451869042287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6790862451869042287' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6790862451869042287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6790862451869042287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/girls-in-my-circle.html' title='Girls In My Circle'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SlXnlQfhMyI/AAAAAAAAATg/T6qc8vEOnm4/s72-c/Best_friends_forever.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5965982549917741557</id><published>2009-07-07T10:14:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T18:02:57.708-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>If it's nothing why does it hurt?</title><summary type='text'>You and your museum of lovers... The precious collection you've housed in your covers... Wanted and adored by attractive women... Bountiful selection at your discretion... I know I'm diving into my own destruction. My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again... But I still want to wash in your old bathwater!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5965982549917741557/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5965982549917741557' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5965982549917741557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5965982549917741557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/if-its-nothing-why-does-it-hurt.html' title='If it&apos;s nothing why does it hurt?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SlNmXAnIa3I/AAAAAAAAATY/il3UvOyykeA/s72-c/BreakUp.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8672702319941192612</id><published>2009-07-06T17:45:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-06T17:50:15.571-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Honda Vows</title><summary type='text'> Our FatherWho Doesn't Recognize Any Other EngineVTEC Be Thy NameThy Kingdom ComeVTEC Will Kick InIn Jamaica As It Does In JapanGive Us This Day, Our Daily KillsWhether It Be Toyota or NissanForgive Those Who Repent Against The VTECAnd Deliver Us From Any Other CarThat Doesn't Wear The H SymbolAmen</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8672702319941192612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8672702319941192612' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8672702319941192612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8672702319941192612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/honda-vows.html' title='Honda Vows'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SlJ_mxRWFhI/AAAAAAAAATQ/rAYCp1rAYtk/s72-c/HondaLogo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2126882727225054183</id><published>2009-07-05T07:07:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T07:07:01.294-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Cherish</title><summary type='text'>"Cherish your visions. Cherish your ideals. Cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for out of them will grow all delightful conditions, all heavenly environment, of these, if you but remain true to them your world will at last be built."--James Allen, As A Man Thinketh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2126882727225054183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2126882727225054183' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2126882727225054183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2126882727225054183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/cherish.html' title='Cherish'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2195195552410136648</id><published>2009-07-04T06:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T06:23:02.322-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Thoughts For Today</title><summary type='text'>Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't assume </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2195195552410136648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2195195552410136648' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2195195552410136648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2195195552410136648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/thoughts-for-today.html' title='Thoughts For Today'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3401949103111714811</id><published>2009-07-03T05:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T05:10:01.520-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>The Wonders of the Mysterious</title><summary type='text'>"The most beautiful thing we can experience is themysterious. It is the source of all true art and allscience. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, whocan no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe,is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."--Albert Einstein</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3401949103111714811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3401949103111714811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3401949103111714811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3401949103111714811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/wonders-of-mysterious.html' title='The Wonders of the Mysterious'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-7883780028190999148</id><published>2009-07-02T08:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T08:56:03.299-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Growing Up</title><summary type='text'>"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."-- Anonymous</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/7883780028190999148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=7883780028190999148' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7883780028190999148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7883780028190999148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/growing-up.html' title='Growing Up'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3442007012212474224</id><published>2009-07-01T06:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T06:48:03.380-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Conflicting Proverbs</title><summary type='text'>Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword.Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.Many hands make light work.Too many cooks spoil the broth.A silent man is a wise one.A man without words is a man without thoughts.Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.Clothes make the man.Don't judge a book by its cover.Nothing ventured, nothing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3442007012212474224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3442007012212474224' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3442007012212474224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3442007012212474224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/07/conflicting-proverbs.html' title='Conflicting Proverbs'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5439099662829461405</id><published>2009-06-30T06:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T06:34:01.087-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><title type='text'>Man got 1,197 piercings in one day</title><summary type='text'>ARLINGTON, Texas - A Texas body modification enthusiast said he broke a Guinness World Record by receiving 1,197 piercings in a single day. Jeremy Stroud said Arlington body modification artist Tyson Turk spent about five hours May 2 inserting 800 needles into his back, 300 in his right arm, 50 in his leg and about 20 in his left arm, the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram reported. Stroud said the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5439099662829461405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5439099662829461405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5439099662829461405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5439099662829461405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/man-got-1197-piercings-in-one-day.html' title='Man got 1,197 piercings in one day'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7QUOSG9nI/AAAAAAAAAQw/VTVpwFszOAY/s72-c/piercings.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-7829386770269944555</id><published>2009-06-29T07:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T17:45:40.801-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>What is your sign?</title><summary type='text'>AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/7829386770269944555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=7829386770269944555' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7829386770269944555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7829386770269944555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-is-you-sign.html' title='What is your sign?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/ShrxjmpjCHI/AAAAAAAAASw/pzAjx0WKMNk/s72-c/horoscope-wheel.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6814874319003913602</id><published>2009-06-28T08:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T08:00:07.901-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pet Peeve'/><title type='text'>Limited Stupidity?</title><summary type='text'>"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."-- Elbert Hubbard</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6814874319003913602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6814874319003913602' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6814874319003913602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6814874319003913602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/limited-stupidity.html' title='Limited Stupidity?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4537209612421913645</id><published>2009-06-27T06:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-27T06:03:00.712-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Dumb Warnings</title><summary type='text'>These warnings are the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. In addition to the stupid warnings, you can also laugh at dumb bumper stickers, facts, criminal acts, and laws. Visit: DUMB WARNINGS</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4537209612421913645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4537209612421913645' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4537209612421913645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4537209612421913645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/dumb-warnings.html' title='Dumb Warnings'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6812591370592386081</id><published>2009-06-26T05:37:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T05:37:03.303-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Having Money Helps</title><summary type='text'>"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."-- Groucho Marx</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6812591370592386081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6812591370592386081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6812591370592386081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6812591370592386081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/having-money-helps.html' title='Having Money Helps'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1004059912875148061</id><published>2009-06-25T07:05:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T07:05:02.563-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Lego</title><summary type='text'>"Whatever good things we build end up building us."-- Jim Rohn (1930-), American entrepreneur, author, and motivational speaker.LEGO creater Ole Kirk Christiansen's company originally sold and made wooden stepladders and ironing boards. In 1932, he started making wooden toys that were so popular he decided to sell them exclusively. The name LEGO means "play well" in Danish.In 1949, LEGO acquired </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1004059912875148061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1004059912875148061' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1004059912875148061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1004059912875148061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/lego.html' title='Lego'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg8ClnBNGCI/AAAAAAAAASQ/S9iZFZ2Jzho/s72-c/Lego.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5529125531451388109</id><published>2009-06-24T07:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T07:21:01.023-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Life</title><summary type='text'>Life is no straight and easy corridor alongwhich we travel free and unhampered,but a maze of passages,through which we must seek our way,lost and confused, now and againchecked in a blind alley.But always, if we have faith,a door will open for us,not perhaps one that we ourselveswould ever have thought of,but one that will ultimatelyprove good for us.”A.J. Cronin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5529125531451388109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5529125531451388109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5529125531451388109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5529125531451388109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/life.html' title='Life'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1249533514068158056</id><published>2009-06-23T21:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T21:10:36.822-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Whose Fault Is It...?</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1249533514068158056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1249533514068158056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1249533514068158056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1249533514068158056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/whose-fault-is-it.html' title='Whose Fault Is It...?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SkGLCbf7avI/AAAAAAAAAS4/SSsoEQHi-Ks/s72-c/ga090623.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8530887386336997717</id><published>2009-06-23T07:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T07:39:02.033-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>For My Favourite Architect</title><summary type='text'>"A bold architectural statement turns a public building into a landmark, but it is in the details where the architect becomes the real storyteller."-- Curtis W. Fentress (1947-), American architect, most recognized works are the Denver International Airport, Incheon International Airport in Seoul, Korea, and the Colorado Convention Center.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8530887386336997717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8530887386336997717' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8530887386336997717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8530887386336997717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/for-my-favourite-architect.html' title='For My Favourite Architect'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8975116990082616170</id><published>2009-06-22T12:31:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T17:42:22.832-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>The History Of Casual Day</title><summary type='text'>I wish we had a Jeans Day at work... but this certainly explains how management feels.Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity. Memo No. 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins. Memo No. 3: Casual Day refers to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8975116990082616170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8975116990082616170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8975116990082616170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8975116990082616170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/history-of-casual-day.html' title='The History Of Casual Day'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2221946804251173250</id><published>2009-06-21T05:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T17:42:06.097-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><title type='text'>What Your Favorite Movies Were Almost Called</title><summary type='text'> Pretty Woman - was almost called "3000" (the amount of money paid for a week's worth of the hooker's "company"). Back to the Future - was almost called "Spaceman from Pluto" because the studio believed that no movie with the word "future" in the title had ever succeeded at the box office.Tootsie - was almost called "Would I Lie to You?" because of several scripted rewrites.Boys Don't Cry - was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2221946804251173250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2221946804251173250' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2221946804251173250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2221946804251173250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-your-favorite-movies-were-almost.html' title='What Your Favorite Movies Were Almost Called'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7Pu1gvdtI/AAAAAAAAAQo/YrRiU5KkaB4/s72-c/PrettyWoman.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-50822413908876028</id><published>2009-06-20T05:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T17:41:38.577-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Always Be Her Baby</title><summary type='text'>"Grown don't mean nothing to a mother. A child is a child. They get bigger, older, but grown. In my heart it don't mean a thing."Toni Morrison (1931-), Nobel Prize-winning American author, editor, and professor.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/50822413908876028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=50822413908876028' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/50822413908876028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/50822413908876028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/always-be-her-baby.html' title='Always Be Her Baby'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8869601248098316375</id><published>2009-06-19T07:04:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T17:39:47.914-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre Laws: Miscellaneous Edition</title><summary type='text'>A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8869601248098316375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8869601248098316375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8869601248098316375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8869601248098316375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/bizarre-laws-miscellaneous-edition.html' title='Bizarre Laws: Miscellaneous Edition'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3640737156711174117</id><published>2009-06-18T06:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T08:06:43.389-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Love Thy Enemies</title><summary type='text'>"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."--Samuel Johnson, lexicographer (1709-1784)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3640737156711174117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3640737156711174117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3640737156711174117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3640737156711174117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/love-thy-enemies.html' title='Love Thy Enemies'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5476028830282160275</id><published>2009-06-17T06:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T06:59:00.666-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Mom's Always Right</title><summary type='text'>"My mom had a weekly court and we'd get tickets during the week. On Saturdays, my dad would be the judge and mom would be the prosecutor. We could state our case, but she was like MATLOCK - she always won!"--MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE dad BRYAN CRANSTON recalls his own childhood.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5476028830282160275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5476028830282160275' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5476028830282160275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5476028830282160275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/moms-always-right.html' title='Mom&apos;s Always Right'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2730550301713363956</id><published>2009-06-16T05:53:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T05:53:01.384-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Slinky Fun</title><summary type='text'>"Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down the stairs." -- Unknown</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2730550301713363956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2730550301713363956' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2730550301713363956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2730550301713363956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/slinky-fun.html' title='Slinky Fun'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7ynIglNOI/AAAAAAAAARw/IJoDvx-_gJc/s72-c/slinky2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5775410889318247752</id><published>2009-06-15T06:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-15T06:44:01.436-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><title type='text'>Top 10 Movie Line Misquotes</title><summary type='text'>Do you think you know movie quotes? Well check out the top ten most misquoted movie lines. Dang, number six is wrong?!Check 'em out here.1. "Luke, I am your father" – Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)2. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)3. "Do you feel lucky, punk?" – Dirty Harry (1971)4. "Play it again, Sam" – </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5775410889318247752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5775410889318247752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5775410889318247752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5775410889318247752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/top-10-movie-line-misquotes.html' title='Top 10 Movie Line Misquotes'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-964692365814058923</id><published>2009-06-14T05:02:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-14T05:02:01.872-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Awkward Family Photo</title><summary type='text'> Jim was kind enough to remind everyone to shake well.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/964692365814058923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=964692365814058923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/964692365814058923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/964692365814058923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/awkward-family-photo.html' title='Awkward Family Photo'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7fXG_aWCI/AAAAAAAAARo/ANNdDMCKeq8/s72-c/UrineBoy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5343191952432933274</id><published>2009-06-13T10:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T10:19:01.275-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Complexities of Love</title><summary type='text'>No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE.-- Unknown</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5343191952432933274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5343191952432933274' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5343191952432933274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5343191952432933274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/complexities-of-love.html' title='Complexities of Love'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3336319912698601797</id><published>2009-06-12T06:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T06:32:01.874-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre Laws: Arizona Edition</title><summary type='text'>There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. Hunting camels is prohibited. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back to the days of the Wild West). You may not have more than two dildos per household. Cards may not be played in the street with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3336319912698601797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3336319912698601797' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3336319912698601797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3336319912698601797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/bizarre-laws-arizona-edition.html' title='Bizarre Laws: Arizona Edition'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2272468960623779103</id><published>2009-06-11T09:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T09:47:00.835-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>More Bizarre June Holidays</title><summary type='text'>June 11 is National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha DayJune 12 is Machine DayJune 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America DayJune 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel DayJune 15 is Smile Power DayJune 16 is National Hollerin' Contest DayJune 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables DayJune 18 is International Panic DayJune 19 is World Sauntering DayJune 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2272468960623779103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2272468960623779103' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2272468960623779103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2272468960623779103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/more-bizarre-june-holidays.html' title='More Bizarre June Holidays'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3402524855117380007</id><published>2009-06-11T06:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T06:19:00.705-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Stupidity Knows No Bounds</title><summary type='text'>"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."-- Elbert Hubbard</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3402524855117380007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3402524855117380007' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3402524855117380007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3402524855117380007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/stupidity-knows-no-bounds.html' title='Stupidity Knows No Bounds'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4764834594670113935</id><published>2009-06-10T06:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-10T06:01:04.017-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Loving Yourself: The Cure</title><summary type='text'>"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure."--Thomas Szasz</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4764834594670113935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4764834594670113935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4764834594670113935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4764834594670113935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/loving-yourself-cure.html' title='Loving Yourself: The Cure'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6496814682061549614</id><published>2009-06-09T06:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T06:06:02.438-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><title type='text'>Lost dog home after 8 years</title><summary type='text'>AUSTIN, Texas - A Texas family said they have been reunited with their long-lost pet dog, but they do not know where the animal has been for the past eight years. Alison Murphy of Austin said she and her family offered a $500 reward for the return of their dog, Dancer, after the dog went missing eight years ago, but they received no word of the beloved pet until the Humane Society in New </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6496814682061549614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6496814682061549614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6496814682061549614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6496814682061549614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/lost-dog-home-after-8-years.html' title='Lost dog home after 8 years'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7WuY9sfnI/AAAAAAAAARg/Gcrf-_Cee4I/s72-c/LostDog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9147950837926304129</id><published>2009-06-08T07:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T07:23:02.427-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Children Do As You Do</title><summary type='text'>Remember that children rely more on example than advice.-- Anonymous</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9147950837926304129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9147950837926304129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9147950837926304129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9147950837926304129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/children-do-as-you-do.html' title='Children Do As You Do'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8701143033142541730</id><published>2009-06-07T05:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T05:20:01.675-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religion'/><title type='text'>Draw Me Nearer</title><summary type='text'>The Cross is the blazing fire at which the flame of our loveis kindled, and we have to get near enough for its sparks tofall on us.-- J. Stott</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8701143033142541730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8701143033142541730' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8701143033142541730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8701143033142541730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/draw-me-nearer.html' title='Draw Me Nearer'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1465250774711326614</id><published>2009-06-06T06:17:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-06T06:17:01.140-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre Laws: Florida Edition</title><summary type='text'>Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1465250774711326614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1465250774711326614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1465250774711326614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1465250774711326614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/bizarre-laws-florida-edition.html' title='Bizarre Laws: Florida Edition'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9182810508042111383</id><published>2009-06-05T05:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-05T05:31:00.451-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Someday We'll Meet Again</title><summary type='text'>"Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on earth is only the beginning."-- Mitch Albom (1958-Present), American best-selling author, journalist, screenwriter, playwright, radio and television broadcaster and musician.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9182810508042111383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9182810508042111383' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9182810508042111383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9182810508042111383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/someday-well-meet-again.html' title='Someday We&apos;ll Meet Again'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2102018228151944381</id><published>2009-06-04T07:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T07:20:04.363-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pet Peeve'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans</title><summary type='text'>Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick balancing food on my nose. Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet? Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2102018228151944381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2102018228151944381' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2102018228151944381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2102018228151944381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/top-10-dog-pet-peeves-about-humans.html' title='Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7V-sZt1CI/AAAAAAAAARY/bFUdrbk60ek/s72-c/DogPeeved.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4857654601599857558</id><published>2009-06-03T05:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-03T05:40:01.825-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Chivalry *is* Dead</title><summary type='text'>"Chivalry has changed from the days of Sir Walter Raleigh, but contrary to rumor, it hasn't died out altogether: A man will still lay his coat at the feet of a pretty girl; the difference is that nowadays it's intended to keep her back from getting dirty."--Unknown</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4857654601599857558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4857654601599857558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4857654601599857558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4857654601599857558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/chivalry-is-dead.html' title='Chivalry *is* Dead'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3371178130504505075</id><published>2009-06-02T07:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-02T07:15:00.862-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Aim Higher Than The Stars</title><summary type='text'>“Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars.” -- Les Brown</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3371178130504505075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3371178130504505075' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3371178130504505075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3371178130504505075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/aim-higher-than-stars.html' title='Aim Higher Than The Stars'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3561619451227623111</id><published>2009-06-01T07:20:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T17:19:22.923-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Colour Your World</title><summary type='text'>"Mere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways."-- Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright, poet and author of numerous short stories and one novel.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3561619451227623111/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3561619451227623111' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3561619451227623111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3561619451227623111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/colour-your-world.html' title='Colour Your World'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7Vpz2b7WI/AAAAAAAAARQ/rmdeN688bjE/s72-c/colourful-tree.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5695313591896233594</id><published>2009-06-01T07:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T07:02:02.235-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre June Holidays</title><summary type='text'>June 1 is Dare Day June 2 is National Rocky Road Day June 3 is Repeat Day June 4 is Old Maid's Day June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day June 6 is Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day June 8 is Name Your Poison Day June 9 is Donald Duck Day June 10 is National Yo-Yo Day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5695313591896233594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5695313591896233594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5695313591896233594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5695313591896233594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/06/bizarre-june-holidays.html' title='Bizarre June Holidays'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1314475724375913330</id><published>2009-05-31T07:03:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T07:03:01.486-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Remove the Plank from Your Eye‏</title><summary type='text'>"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1314475724375913330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1314475724375913330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1314475724375913330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1314475724375913330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/remove-plank-from-your-eye.html' title='Remove the Plank from Your Eye‏'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6240362203305876877</id><published>2009-05-30T05:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T05:55:01.108-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Pride</title><summary type='text'> “The most flammable kind of wood is the chip on the shoulder.”-- E. Joseph Cossman</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6240362203305876877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6240362203305876877' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6240362203305876877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6240362203305876877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/pride.html' title='Pride'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7Vayj_Z3I/AAAAAAAAARI/4xTmTgh6Yy4/s72-c/ChipShoulder.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8965935458567341522</id><published>2009-05-29T07:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T07:59:01.662-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>The News Is Depressing</title><summary type='text'>"I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure."--Chief Justice Earl Warren</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8965935458567341522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8965935458567341522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8965935458567341522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8965935458567341522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/news-is-depressing.html' title='The News Is Depressing'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-779828525789726300</id><published>2009-05-28T06:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T06:44:00.617-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing</title><summary type='text'>"It's the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn't know -- and the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything."--Joyce Cary</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/779828525789726300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=779828525789726300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/779828525789726300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/779828525789726300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/little-knowledge-is-dangerous-thing.html' title='A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5012243585280850635</id><published>2009-05-27T07:10:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T07:10:01.402-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Need To Be More Like A Cat</title><summary type='text'>"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."-- Joseph Wood Krutch (1893-1970), American writer, critic, and naturalist.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5012243585280850635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5012243585280850635' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5012243585280850635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5012243585280850635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/need-to-be-more-like-cat.html' title='Need To Be More Like A Cat'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7VAoMfPVI/AAAAAAAAARA/96Lm-IB8YqI/s72-c/Kitty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3589316516691490159</id><published>2009-05-26T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T19:59:14.084-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Dirty Mind</title><summary type='text'>Mr. White, the biology professor, at a posh suburban girl's school, asked during class, "Miss Smith, would you name the organ in the human body, which under the appropriate con-ditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and define the conditions."Miss Smith gasped, then said snottily, "Mr. White, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you that my parents will hear of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3589316516691490159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3589316516691490159' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3589316516691490159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3589316516691490159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/dirty-mind.html' title='Dirty Mind'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8541474881657132876</id><published>2009-05-26T05:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T05:18:00.287-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Ralph Wiggum</title><summary type='text'>Ralph Wiggum is Springfield Elementary's worst student, but as a character on 'The Simpsons' he has the best lines. If you don't believe me then check out this link and learn some of the most hilarious lines of dialogue ever said on "The Simpsons"."Me fail english. That's unpossible."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8541474881657132876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8541474881657132876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8541474881657132876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8541474881657132876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/ralph-wiggum.html' title='Ralph Wiggum'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sf5VQgWuBBI/AAAAAAAAAQg/BOoR6pO_nF8/s72-c/Ralph.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4495415418399201075</id><published>2009-05-25T13:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T13:31:27.201-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lyrics'/><title type='text'>Goodbye Almost Lover...</title><summary type='text'>Your fingertips across my skinThe palm trees swaying in the windImagesYou sang me Spanish lullabiesThe sweetest sadness in your eyesClever trickI never want to see you unhappyI thought you'd want the same for meGoodbye, my almost loverGoodbye, my hopeless dreamI'm trying not to think about youCan't you just let me be?So long, my luckless romanceMy back is turned on youShould've known you'd bring </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4495415418399201075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4495415418399201075' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4495415418399201075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4495415418399201075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/goodbye-almost-lover.html' title='Goodbye Almost Lover...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2991884015319869150</id><published>2009-05-25T09:14:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T09:15:47.243-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weather'/><title type='text'>Go Away Sunny Day...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2991884015319869150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2991884015319869150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2991884015319869150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2991884015319869150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/go-away-sunny-day.html' title='Go Away Sunny Day...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Shqn9VvaDoI/AAAAAAAAASo/hyw0FlrMXgE/s72-c/ga090519.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1902053578842281532</id><published>2009-05-25T05:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T05:05:01.254-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Virtuous Dilemma</title><summary type='text'>"Virtue is its own punishment."-- Aneurin Bevan</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1902053578842281532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1902053578842281532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1902053578842281532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1902053578842281532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/virtuous-dilemma.html' title='Virtuous Dilemma'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5748441387801900202</id><published>2009-05-24T11:55:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T13:31:38.894-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lyrics'/><title type='text'>Where Is My Soulmate?</title><summary type='text'>Incompatible, it don't matter though'cos someone's bound to hear my crySpeak out if you doYou're not easy to findIs it possible Mr. LoveableIs already in my life?Right in front of meOr maybe you're in disguiseWho doesn't long for someone to holdWho knows how to love you without being toldSomebody tell me why I'm on my ownIf there's a soulmate for everyoneHere we are again, circles never endHow do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5748441387801900202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5748441387801900202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5748441387801900202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5748441387801900202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/where-is-my-soulmate.html' title='Where Is My Soulmate?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8427211906419594556</id><published>2009-05-24T06:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T06:33:00.781-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Combating Negativity</title><summary type='text'>Finally, brethren, whatever things are true, whatever things are noble, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report, if there is any virtue and if there is anything praiseworthy -- meditate on these things.-- Philippians 4:8Although you cannot always control the negative thoughts that enter your mind, you do have control over </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8427211906419594556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8427211906419594556' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8427211906419594556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8427211906419594556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/combating-negativity.html' title='Combating Negativity'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4047581526592085742</id><published>2009-05-23T07:01:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-23T07:01:01.044-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Judge quotes lewd poem in ruling</title><summary type='text'>LUTON, England - A British divorce judge ruling in a custody case quoted a famous poem about parenting that included a four-letter profanity beginning with "f." Lord Justice Nicholas Wall said in granting custody to the mother of a 9-year-old boy -- a decision that overturned a lower court's ruling giving custody to the boy's grand-parents -- that both the mother and father had come "within a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4047581526592085742/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4047581526592085742' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4047581526592085742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4047581526592085742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/judge-quotes-lewd-poem-in-ruling.html' title='Judge quotes lewd poem in ruling'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8107690097549893205</id><published>2009-05-22T05:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-22T05:24:00.936-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Back to School</title><summary type='text'>“Just when you think you’ve graduated from the school of experience, someone thinks up a new course.”-- Mary H. Waldrip</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8107690097549893205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8107690097549893205' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8107690097549893205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8107690097549893205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/back-to-school.html' title='Back to School'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7Qvg2U6CI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/JwyRyn1gl9o/s72-c/graduate.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2911982586941944270</id><published>2009-05-21T06:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T06:25:00.812-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Not Dressed Until You Put On A Smile</title><summary type='text'> “We never know what ripples of healing we set in motion by simply smiling on one another.” --Henry Drummond</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2911982586941944270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2911982586941944270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2911982586941944270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2911982586941944270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/not-dressed-until-you-put-on-smile.html' title='Not Dressed Until You Put On A Smile'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SfZ3piVTxyI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/T-gZihiF9ic/s72-c/smiley-face.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8211288593826862459</id><published>2009-05-21T06:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T06:08:00.968-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Even More Bizarre May Holidays</title><summary type='text'>May 21 is National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day May 23 is Penny Day May 24 is National Escargot Day May 25 is National Tap Dance Day May 26 is Grey Day May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival May 28 is National Hamburger Day May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day May 30 is My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day May 31 is National Macaroon Day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8211288593826862459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8211288593826862459' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8211288593826862459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8211288593826862459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/even-more-bizarre-may-holidays.html' title='Even More Bizarre May Holidays'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5285307652648838019</id><published>2009-05-20T05:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-20T05:56:00.944-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>The Perks of Being Over 60 Years Old</title><summary type='text'>1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.7. Things you buy now won't wear out.8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.9. You enjoy hearing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5285307652648838019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5285307652648838019' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5285307652648838019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5285307652648838019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/perks-of-being-over-60-years-old.html' title='The Perks of Being Over 60 Years Old'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1585554074660309575</id><published>2009-05-19T07:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T07:19:01.491-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>How People Are...</title><summary type='text'>"When someone SHOWS you who they are.......believe them." --Mayo Angelou</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1585554074660309575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1585554074660309575' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1585554074660309575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1585554074660309575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/how-people-are.html' title='How People Are...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6102786633325947910</id><published>2009-05-18T07:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T07:32:02.024-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Bad Seed Diss</title><summary type='text'>"I bet you're an only child," I said to this pain in the ass I was talking to."As a matter of fact, I am," he said. "What does that have to do with anything?""Nothing, really," I said. "It's just that there is a fine line between conception and indigestion.""What?""I'm just saying that the night before you were conceived your mother may have swallowed what would have made a better person than you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6102786633325947910/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6102786633325947910' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6102786633325947910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6102786633325947910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/bad-seed-diss.html' title='Bad Seed Diss'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2184221077519370421</id><published>2009-05-17T18:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T18:03:27.882-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Inspiration: Wife &amp; Window</title><summary type='text'>A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2184221077519370421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2184221077519370421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2184221077519370421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2184221077519370421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/inspiration-wife-window.html' title='Inspiration: Wife &amp; Window'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/ShCXrkKyFRI/AAAAAAAAASY/sxjNwOmBgLo/s72-c/DirtyWindow.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-163154221203415276</id><published>2009-05-17T09:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T09:09:00.393-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Swine Flu</title><summary type='text'>"The government does not want us to call it the swine flu. They're calling it the 2009 H1N1 virus. The reason for the change is they want people to know you can still eat all the pork you want without any risk to your health, except diabetes, obesity and heart disease."--Jimmy Kimmel</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/163154221203415276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=163154221203415276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/163154221203415276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/163154221203415276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/swine-flu.html' title='Swine Flu'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg8BgTCHsOI/AAAAAAAAASI/5VVjXBbhoZA/s72-c/SwineFlu.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5742451544453114374</id><published>2009-05-17T07:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T07:43:02.810-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>One of the Few Untaxable Items</title><summary type='text'>“Thinking is one thing no has ever been able to tax.” -- Charles Kettering</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5742451544453114374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5742451544453114374' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5742451544453114374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5742451544453114374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/one-of-few-untaxable-items.html' title='One of the Few Untaxable Items'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1980319106129146492</id><published>2009-05-16T12:54:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-16T12:56:08.097-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Play Play Money</title><summary type='text'>Apparently there will be $5000 notes by September here. That is so sad. A reflection of where our economy is headed. Anyway, it's appropriate that I should stumble across this little fact.There is more Monopoly money printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world. The amount of money in a Monopoly game is $15,140.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1980319106129146492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1980319106129146492' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1980319106129146492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1980319106129146492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/play-play-money.html' title='Play Play Money'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sg7-CXLiw6I/AAAAAAAAASA/ZPD3-4fCUuo/s72-c/Money.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1049624583839397621</id><published>2009-05-16T07:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-16T07:29:01.319-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Misheard Lyrics</title><summary type='text'>Kissthisguy.com is the only domain named after the world's most commonly misheard lyric (or is it?) From Jimi Hendrix's line " 'scuse me, while I kiss the sky!", this website archives many of the same type of mis-heard lines to many famous artists songs. Browse through artists such as The Monkees to the B-52's to Sheryl Crow. Have a line that you have always mis-heard/mis-sung and would like to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1049624583839397621/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1049624583839397621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1049624583839397621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1049624583839397621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/misheard-lyrics.html' title='Misheard Lyrics'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2046323000704334114</id><published>2009-05-16T01:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-16T01:05:04.712-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Encouragement</title><summary type='text'>Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.-- Unknown</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2046323000704334114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2046323000704334114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2046323000704334114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2046323000704334114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/encouragement.html' title='Encouragement'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8766213852480567200</id><published>2009-05-15T07:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T07:13:01.007-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><title type='text'>Closedmindedness</title><summary type='text'>The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance,it is the illusion of knowledge.-- Daniel Boorstin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8766213852480567200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8766213852480567200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8766213852480567200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8766213852480567200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/closedmindedness.html' title='Closedmindedness'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3854835081597446991</id><published>2009-05-14T05:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T05:11:02.849-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><title type='text'>Woman skydives to mark 70th birthday</title><summary type='text'>I want to do something exciting like this but not wait until I am 70. This woman gets mad props. I cannot imagine my mom who is 1 year shy of her age doing this. LOLOGDEN, Utah - A Utah woman who survived a bout of potent-ially deadly West Nile virus says she celebrated her 70th birthday by skydiving with family and friends. Fay Andrews, who suffered from West Nile two years ago, said she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3854835081597446991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3854835081597446991' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3854835081597446991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3854835081597446991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/woman-skydives-to-mark-70th-birthday.html' title='Woman skydives to mark 70th birthday'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-401725977806696572</id><published>2009-05-13T08:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T08:09:01.527-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre Facts</title><summary type='text'>Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating! Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year! The names of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/401725977806696572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=401725977806696572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/401725977806696572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/401725977806696572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/bizarre-facts.html' title='Bizarre Facts'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1011486046173197741</id><published>2009-05-12T06:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T06:02:02.048-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pet Peeve'/><title type='text'>Workplace Blues</title><summary type='text'>"How many people work in your office?" the boss asked the department head."Oh, about half of them, sir!"It annoys me so much when some people are more dedicated and work harder to achieve goals and objectives and others are just along for a ride. When can I just kick back and ride it out too? Cho!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1011486046173197741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1011486046173197741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1011486046173197741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1011486046173197741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/workplace-blues.html' title='Workplace Blues'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-527356537881219796</id><published>2009-05-11T07:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T07:00:13.035-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>25 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say...</title><summary type='text'>1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.2. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!3. This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.4. Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.5. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.6. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/527356537881219796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=527356537881219796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/527356537881219796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/527356537881219796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/25-things-you-will-never-hear-woman-say.html' title='25 Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-1539591578542157188</id><published>2009-05-11T05:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-16T10:18:45.062-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>More Bizarre May Holidays</title><summary type='text'>May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day May 12 is Limerick Day May 13 is Leprechaun Day May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day May 17 is Pack Rat Day May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/1539591578542157188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=1539591578542157188' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1539591578542157188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/1539591578542157188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-bizarre-may-holidays.html' title='More Bizarre May Holidays'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9058710767800335338</id><published>2009-05-10T20:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T20:33:00.806-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tips'/><title type='text'>Sunburn Tips</title><summary type='text'>If you are like me who gets burnt on a cloudy day then you might appreciate these tips to help in the unfortunate event it happens. Read on...Sunburn Prevention: Prevention is the best remedy here, if you can. Long-term results from excessive exposure to the sun, such as skin cancer and wrinkled skin, can be avoided with proper precautions. One of the best preventatives is to use a sun-screen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9058710767800335338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9058710767800335338' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9058710767800335338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9058710767800335338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/sunburn-tips.html' title='Sunburn Tips'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SfO_VgCk_qI/AAAAAAAAAQA/bmM__ar-MRY/s72-c/Burnt.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4754307484857863800</id><published>2009-05-09T06:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T06:27:00.789-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food'/><title type='text'>Recipe: Coconut Creme Brulee</title><summary type='text'>I saw this recipe with my favourite Malibu Coconut Rum and I think I am going to try it. Let me share the recipe.INGREDIENTS:1 cup heavy cream1 cup coconut milk, fresh or canned8 egg yolks1/3 cup granulated white sugar1 teaspoon vanilla2 tablespoons Malibu rum1/4 cup granulated white sugar (for the caramelized tops)(optional)3 tablespoons toasted, sweetened, flaked coconutDIRECTIONS:Preheat oven </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4754307484857863800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4754307484857863800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4754307484857863800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4754307484857863800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/recipe-coconut-creme-brulee.html' title='Recipe: Coconut Creme Brulee'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SfO5jvIJzAI/AAAAAAAAAP4/xPFJ6cDCsHs/s72-c/CremeBrulee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2411079178876745682</id><published>2009-05-08T07:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T07:11:01.610-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bizarre News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Realtor offers free divorce with home</title><summary type='text'>HUELVA, Spain - A Spanish real estate company is offering a free divorce lawyer as an incentive to couples who purchase three-bedroom homes in Huelva province. Officials with Geimsa realtors said the deal is aimed at couples who have been postponing divorce because they can't afford new homes, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported. "A divorce is very expensive," said Vanesa Contioso of Geimsa. "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2411079178876745682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2411079178876745682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2411079178876745682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2411079178876745682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/realtor-offers-free-divorce-with-home.html' title='Realtor offers free divorce with home'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8998510093990407932</id><published>2009-05-07T22:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T22:34:38.499-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creativity'/><title type='text'>Buddha With Thousand Hands</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8998510093990407932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8998510093990407932' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8998510093990407932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8998510093990407932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/buddha-with-thousand-hands.html' title='Buddha With Thousand Hands'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4990577628977161937</id><published>2009-05-07T04:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T04:57:01.104-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Never Give Up</title><summary type='text'>“A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.”-- President R.M. Nixon</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4990577628977161937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4990577628977161937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4990577628977161937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4990577628977161937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/never-give-up.html' title='Never Give Up'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6791063391992782033</id><published>2009-05-06T21:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T21:34:11.356-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creativity'/><title type='text'>The Voca People</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6791063391992782033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6791063391992782033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6791063391992782033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6791063391992782033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/voca-people.html' title='The Voca People'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5474314715946569731</id><published>2009-05-06T04:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T04:41:01.995-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Reality Hurts</title><summary type='text'>"Humankind cannot stand very much reality."-- T. S. Eliot</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5474314715946569731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5474314715946569731' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5474314715946569731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5474314715946569731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/reality-hurts.html' title='Reality Hurts'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4556408987691394678</id><published>2009-05-05T05:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T05:44:01.776-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religion'/><title type='text'>Second Guessing God</title><summary type='text'>“Beware in your prayer, above everything, of limiting God, not only by unbelief, but by fancying that you know what He can do.” -- Andrew Murray</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4556408987691394678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4556408987691394678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4556408987691394678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4556408987691394678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/second-guessing-god.html' title='Second Guessing God'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-7423869354852380224</id><published>2009-05-04T05:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T05:48:01.020-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pet Peeve'/><title type='text'>Problem Solving</title><summary type='text'>"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."-- Abraham Maslow</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/7423869354852380224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=7423869354852380224' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7423869354852380224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/7423869354852380224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/problem-solving.html' title='Problem Solving'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3434810981430189168</id><published>2009-05-03T22:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-16T10:18:21.724-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Useless Facts'/><title type='text'>Bizarre May Holidays</title><summary type='text'>May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day May 2 is Fire Day May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day May 5 is National Hoagie Day May 6 is Beverage Day May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3434810981430189168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3434810981430189168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3434810981430189168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3434810981430189168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/bizarre-may-holidays.html' title='Bizarre May Holidays'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-6858714007095379871</id><published>2009-05-03T16:00:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T16:02:32.445-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Snowball - The Dancing Cockatoo</title><summary type='text'>Snowball is a Medium Sulphur Crested Eleanora Cockatoo that dances to the Back Street Boys and other songs that he rates as having a "very good beat."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/6858714007095379871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=6858714007095379871' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6858714007095379871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/6858714007095379871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/snowball-dancing-cockatoo.html' title='Snowball - The Dancing Cockatoo'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-2006384870842936546</id><published>2009-05-03T06:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T06:15:01.674-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Control Over Your Life</title><summary type='text'>“You cannot control the length of your life, but you can control its width and depth.”-- Evan Esar</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/2006384870842936546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=2006384870842936546' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2006384870842936546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/2006384870842936546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/control-over-your-life.html' title='Control Over Your Life'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9206046923392879727</id><published>2009-05-02T11:38:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-02T11:38:52.710-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Good Times...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9206046923392879727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9206046923392879727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9206046923392879727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9206046923392879727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/good-times.html' title='Good Times...'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/Sfx3DINMR6I/AAAAAAAAAQY/FEV-Gelgtik/s72-c/ga090428.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8000869336183819538</id><published>2009-05-02T05:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-02T11:55:19.179-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Love Your Neighbour</title><summary type='text'>You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it, you shall love your neighbor as yourself.-- Jesus of Nazareth</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8000869336183819538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8000869336183819538' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8000869336183819538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8000869336183819538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/love-your-neighbour.html' title='Love Your Neighbour'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4071127399689726736</id><published>2009-05-01T05:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T05:34:01.074-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Relationships'/><title type='text'>Stab of Indifference</title><summary type='text'>The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.--George Bernard Shaw</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4071127399689726736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4071127399689726736' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4071127399689726736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4071127399689726736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/05/stab-of-indifference.html' title='Stab of Indifference'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-5991491735264843336</id><published>2009-04-30T06:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T06:24:01.472-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Human Composition</title><summary type='text'>We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow some-times in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in onerealm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations.--Anais Nin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/5991491735264843336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=5991491735264843336' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5991491735264843336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/5991491735264843336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/human-composition_30.html' title='Human Composition'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-9134973585772593562</id><published>2009-04-29T05:58:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T05:58:00.580-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Let It Go</title><summary type='text'>Let It Go By T. D. JakesThere are people who can walk away from you.And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walkAway from you: let them walk.I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you,Loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you,Staying attached to you.I mean hang up the phone.When people can walk away from you let them walk.Your destiny is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/9134973585772593562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=9134973585772593562' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9134973585772593562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/9134973585772593562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/let-it-go.html' title='Let It Go'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SeP-U9_KPvI/AAAAAAAAAPA/FxpH9s7DOec/s72-c/LetGo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-8390650167512906390</id><published>2009-04-28T06:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T16:04:04.915-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Are You Going to Finish Strong?</title><summary type='text'>Nick Vujicic has no arms or legs but has come to terms with his lot in life and he delivers an inspirational speech to these school kids that they will probably never forget.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/8390650167512906390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=8390650167512906390' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8390650167512906390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/8390650167512906390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/are-you-going-to-finish-strong.html' title='Are You Going to Finish Strong?'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3159755967877942261</id><published>2009-04-27T22:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T22:23:15.395-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funnies'/><title type='text'>Can't Do Anything Right</title><summary type='text'>Today was one of those days...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3159755967877942261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3159755967877942261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3159755967877942261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3159755967877942261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/cant-do-anything-right.html' title='Can&apos;t Do Anything Right'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjXqrl3Y5xU/SfZ2gh_lzRI/AAAAAAAAAQI/0NBgV5Sp9SE/s72-c/ga090427.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-4124957147139746203</id><published>2009-04-27T06:31:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T06:31:01.099-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life&apos;s Lessons'/><title type='text'>Child Prodigies</title><summary type='text'>Ever read of some amazing accomplishments of young people and just wonder what it takes to achieve what they have? Check out these examples.In 2001, a Nepalese boy named Temba Tsheri became the youngest person to climb Mount Everest. While traveling with a French hiking group, the 16-year-old reached the summit of the mountain, which is approximately 29,035 feet high!It took six weeks at sea, but</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/4124957147139746203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=4124957147139746203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4124957147139746203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/4124957147139746203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/child-prodigies.html' title='Child Prodigies'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34354185.post-3844926466870990732</id><published>2009-04-26T05:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-26T05:20:00.834-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religion'/><title type='text'>Perspective</title><summary type='text'>"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."-- Doris Egan (House M.D., House vs. God)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/feeds/3844926466870990732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34354185&amp;postID=3844926466870990732' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3844926466870990732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34354185/posts/default/3844926466870990732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pathetic-phallusy.blogspot.com/2009/04/perspective.html' title='Perspective'/><author><name>Mizkoncepcion</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
